From $0 to a $100B Company in under 5 years while not living in California

This is my first post on Substack. I decided to try blogging more often.

Dear followers,

If your name is by, any chance, Marc Andreesen, please get in touch, we need to talk. Otherwise, continue reading.

Welcome to my Substack. As you all know, I’ve recently become a self-proclaimed tech evangelist, which feels kind of weird, but measures have been taken. But how, you ask? Simple.

Step 1: Use Twitter ✅

Step 2: Pretend you know @jack (hi Jack), tweet as often as possible to Marc Andressen, criticize big tech, governments are obsolete (yes they are) and stupid (yes they are), mock Cathie Wood (worst investor ever) and CZ of Binance ✅

Step 3: Use Substack ✅

Step 4: Get a Patagonia vest (more of a VC thing, but whatever) ✅

Step 5: I gave up on a Patagonia vest because people wearing it are old ✅

Step 6: Blog/tweet your thoughts and ideas about the future, here and there try to predict things, if they happen, don’t let anyone not know you predicted it, if they don’t - just delete it from the post a few years later

Step 7: Find your passion within a big global problem nobody sees as a problem because it is not a problem yet (big brains, much smart!), get funded by a16z because the guy from Bolt says it’s the only way or otherwise you’ll suffer eternally like he did because a16z is like mafia on the internet or whatever

Step 8: Turn your big passion idea into a great product, get people to use it, sell it to a big tech company for $B(ig) money, and become rich and famous
PRO TIP #1 If you don’t see it working out at some point, grow your hair real long, kind of like a tech Jesus, and pull an Adam Neumann on your investors, works only if you secure funding from SoftBank though
PRO TIP #2 If you don’t see it working from the very beginning, get a black turtleneck, practice your inner deep voice and put up your best Elizabeth Holmes performance, it works too

Step 9: Watch your great product become essentially the same thing you wanted it to replace in the first place

Step 10: Repeat from step 6 or get a Patagonia vest

As you can see I’m at step 6, so if you want to get me to step 7 $ASAP, help me with the next topic I’ll write about. Your options are:

1. Me predicting prices of top coins and tokens in crypto

2. Me predicting when financial markers collapse and where I see DJI

3. Me predicting the future of the largest internet companies

4. Me predicting future of consumer devices

If by any chance nobody votes, I’ll just go and buy bots to vote for the topic I choose myself…